The below is a great collection of funny motivational quotes, sayings and video clips. I hope you enjoy them and that they bring a smile to you today!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
-- Albert Einstein
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
-- Oliver Herford
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-- Dick Cavett
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
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Funny Motivational Sayings
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
-- Zig Ziglar
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.
-- John Wagner
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
-- George Burns
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
-- Barry Cryer
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson
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