Great Funny Motivational Sayings

My favorite of all funny motivational sayings.

“ People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
-- Zig Ziglar

Below you will find a mall collection of motivational sayings that are funny and other motivational quotes by famous individuals. Enjoy!

Funny Motivational Sayings

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
-- Zig Ziglar

"Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up."
-- John Wagner

"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile."
-- George Burns

"People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body."
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

"I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?"
-- Barry Cryer

'The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.'
-- Bill Watterson

Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-- Lucile Ball

"A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight."
-- Unknown

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."
- Belgicia Howell

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
-- Woody Allen

You are what you are and you are where you are because of what has gone into your mind. You change what you are and you change where you are by changing what goes into your mind.
-- Zig Ziglar

Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possibility.
-- Oprah Winfrey

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